Official TKD social drinks
For men: ‘Snot Bag’
One bottle of Blue WKD and one Bottle of Orange Reef mixed in a pint glass. Topped with a shot of Vodka for the more hard-core.
For Women: ‘Blowjob Shot’
One shot of Kahlua, and one shot of Amaretto, topped with foam/whipped cream and served in a tall shot glass. The drinker is not allowed to touch the shot glass when drinking with her hands, and must pick the shot glass up in her mouth.
Official TKD social drinking games
You Little DANCER:
Played with a full matchbox on a table in a pub/club. All players must be drinking from pints, however what you drink is up to you, fizzy drinks or overly alcoholic drinks are not recommended.
Playing over your own drink (or a communal empty glass in the middle for beginners) you must throw the match box over a pint glass with one hand. The matchbox must make it clean over the glass, if it lands in the glass you must either do a forfeit or buy in the next round of drinks.
If the matchbox makes it over the glass but falls flat, you must drink 2 fingers worth of your pint.
However if the matchbox lands on its side, you pass your two fingers on to the next player. If they miss, they must drink their own two fingers, plus the 2 fingers you have passed on (i.e. 4 fingers). However if they also manage to land the matchbox on its side, they pass all 4 fingers to the next player who must then drink 6 fingers if they miss, and so on and so forth.
If, however, the matchbox lands on one end – all players must immediately shout ‘YOU LITTLE DANCER!’ waving their fingers and pointing at the matchbox. Any player failing to do so, or failing to shout with enough enthusiasm may be challenged by any other player for their feebleness and forced to do a forfeit. Absence from the table/game for buying a drink or going to the toilet is not an acceptable excuse.
The player who makes the ‘little dancer’ must now invent a rule for the game (left hand drinking for example) and can decide on any and all forfeits until another player makes a ‘little dancer’. The ‘little dancer’ is also exempt from all forfeits until another player manages a ‘little dancer’.
Once you start playing You Little Dancer you are not allowed to stop playing until someone manages to make a ‘little dancer’ at least once.
Slap Will
Played with one committee member (called Will), and hands. When out drinking you must Slap Will as often and as hard as possible without him seeing you before you do it. This is all. There are no prizes other than the satisfaction of having ‘slapped will’.
